hot as BALLS

So, it’s hot out. And I love it. Only, I’m staying inside for the most part because I feel bad leaving my new kitten inside by herself. She’s sleeping like a BEAST right now though, which leaves me with plenty (a.k.a. WAY TOO MUCH) time for thought and introspection.
I’ve been thinking mainly about girlfriends versus girl friends. It’s like the butt grab versus the butt slap. Which has more power? Hm.
Well, the butt slap is spontaneous and takes you by surprise every time. Although the butt slap can be somewhat of an enigma, (you can either feel degraded by it or sometimes empowered), she is someone you can always hang out with and you’re guaranteed a fun time, even if you’re sitting in silence. The butt slap is the girl friend.
Unlike the butt slap, you always know when the butt grab is coming. She’s very calculated and doesn’t do surprises very often. Some may say that the butt grab is boring and monotonous, but she never fails to make you feel amazing. The butt grab is the girlfriend.

“If you added all of my girl friends together into one amalgamated super girl, I would have the perfect girlfriend.” –Clearrants.com/blog

Why is it that some people turn into the green-eyed monster whenever their guy/girl is good friends with people of the opposite sex? And why is it that when those people turn into green-eyed monsters, they never own up to it? They can be as jealous as they like and it’s “Nothing, really…”, but when the tables turn, it’s a totally different story.
From my perspective, I’d like to be both a butt slap and a butt grab, but that’s just because I’m greedy, but well rounded! You get what you focus on, so try focusing on the whole & stop worrying about things. When you focus on the negative, you’ll get it. That’s just the way life works.