I Am Always...

Going to have a round, chubby-cheek face and love food more than life itself,
Going to overdraw my account for Milk Duds and be late on my Chase payments,
Going to choose movie night over any kind of party,
Going to have these boobs whether I like them or not,
Going to change my mind about what career I want no matter how dumb I sound when I'm convinced that I'm going to be a wedding planner, and a dental hygienist, and an English teacher,
Going to think and over-analyze everything,
Going to have a hairy stomach and a big nose,
Going to have the oddest work schedule,
Going to want that romance-novel kind of love,
Going to create internal drama for myself even when things are perfectly serene in my life,
Going to think that I'll eventually die from dementia,
Going to have the picture of you as a kid on my desk,
Going to have that stupid fish on my wrist,
Going to make poor decisions under pressure,
Going to need complete silence to fall asleep,
Going to make things harder than they should be,
Going to be convinced I have nothing to wear just because I don't like how anything looks on me,
Going to be jealous of girls with naturally straight hair,
Going to take true advice from no one but Carrie Bradshaw,
Going to write stupid stuff like this,
Going to wear size 7 in shoes when I know I'm really an 8,
Going to shop online for things I'll never buy,
Going to put it all out there because I'm crazy, and human, and unashamed.